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PostSubject: 2 Funny storys   Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:40 am

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed, running, straight towards my car! Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping, cheering wildly and applauding!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little 'test'.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son!"

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!


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Why Men Have Better Friends

Women's Friends:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The husband called his wife's ten best friends. None of them had seen her or knew what he was talking about.

Men's Friends:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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